H: Really :) what did she say??
C: I don't know.. I find it fishy... she has been extremely nice to me since then, she did not throw the card at me nor the rose, nor did she complain about either ...
H: Really, may be she likes it..
C: Ya, :( man girls are wiered..
1 week later..
C: Hobbs hobbs, Suzie gave a reply... a big gift.. she gave me this big packet and a real rose.. i think she is in love with me..
H: Really...Waooo.. lets see lets see what in it.. may be cake
C: :) happy ....
They tear open the packet... Chirh chir.. pluurrr...
C:YYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKK...EEEKKKSS...BUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP...BAAAAAAAAAAAARRRFFFFFFFFFF...
MOM: Calvin... will u stop making such disgusting noises again...or no dessert for tonigth..JEEZZZ why does ur room stink..what have u done...YUCCCKK Calvin. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS...now u have started collecting dead old.. rotting earthworms and bringing them to your room!!! DISGUSTING...thats it....
"no dessert no TV, no evening out, no pizza for you FOR A WEEEK... "
C : :( mom, listen :( mom..I did not bring it.. Suzie gave it to me..
Mom : stop lying calvin. She was here the other day when i was watching TV. She said you two have been nice with each other for sometime. she showed me the card you gave her for 'Freindship day' card..NO COOKIES also for you now for a week for passing on your dirty grubs to your friends
H: He he.. man, u were wrong I think ...girls are not just smart......infact smarter... :)) :-)
****I hope Bill Watterson doesn't commit sucide after seeing such horrible murder of his creation by Me, Till Batterson, :) ******
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