Ravan ki 20 aankehin thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe;
jab ki apki 2 ankhein aur nazar har aurat pe!!
To asli Ravan kaun??
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Ravan was sent to court and was asked to keep a hand on Geeta
He refused saying : Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayii ! Ab Geeta pe haath nahi rakhunga
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An Old rich man marries a young gal
Interviewer asks the girl :Apne inmein Shaadi ke liye kya dekha ?
Girl : Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum..
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Prinicipal : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time fine Rs 100/-, 2nd time Rs 200/- and 3rd time Rs 500/-
Munna bhai : Boley to monthly pass ka kya lega mamu?
jab ki apki 2 ankhein aur nazar har aurat pe!!
To asli Ravan kaun??
~~~~~~~~~
Ravan was sent to court and was asked to keep a hand on Geeta
He refused saying : Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayii ! Ab Geeta pe haath nahi rakhunga
~~~~~~~~~
An Old rich man marries a young gal
Interviewer asks the girl :Apne inmein Shaadi ke liye kya dekha ?
Girl : Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum..
~~~~~~~~~
Prinicipal : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time fine Rs 100/-, 2nd time Rs 200/- and 3rd time Rs 500/-
Munna bhai : Boley to monthly pass ka kya lega mamu?
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