Thursday, July 24, 2008

My Monthly Cycle :)

Yah, Women have their own cycles during which they are cranky and aggressive about what they want............

I don't know if I am cranky or not or if my crankiness is related to my hormones, but I for sure get this craving every month ONCE to 'dance' my guts out. It's like mahinee ka duarra :)

today is one such day ....thanks to my work pressure (or other stuff) that I have been able to curtail it to once a month only else if I don't watch myself I go bonkers....

Thank God, am the only person working at night in my office :) and there is no camera monitoring the office space :)

One very
Important goal of my life "Dance my guts out with someone I am in love with"

This has been full filled by guy friends, and off course girl friends :) :)

Dancing is like the 'litmus' test for me..I can know so much about a person or anybody when I dance with them..irrespective of gender...

Now imagine.. those typical old days, typical marriage scenario...(let make it arranged marriage scene)

Scenrio 1 : The sudaar sushil girl comes with a cup of tea pre-made by her mom and stored in a flask :)
Beti zaaraa ga ke dekhaoo :) and she sings "papu can't dance sala"

The In laws freak out... :)) LOL......POINTS = - 100 !!!

Scenario 2: the same sundar sushil girl enters the room...
Beti zaaraa ga ke dekhaoo :) and she sings some bhajan (Points = + 100) or decent bollywood song. Lets say she sings "Yeh jo dess hai tera " ( Points = +50)

Then...the parents leave the to be bride and groom to talk...

She is shy and does not talk much...
The groom has a list of Q to ask...she answers whatever she can...quietly :) and ends by asking
"Do you have any Questions?"

Girl - Yes, "Chaloo bhiru zaar nacch ke dikhau in 'Bijuri Bijuria" :) , I think she is screwed (point = - 200) !!!

I have nothing against Bhajan ..but appun ko dono mangta hai :), One who can score positively ON both :) ! How about adding some rap music or beats to 'Gayatri Mantra' ..I can totally hear it :) .. I think I love it...in its original form as well as in the improvised version too

But I think...'shiv sena' will put a ban on my entry back into the country :) !!
And am sure some people might think that I am being dis-respectful...to our culture !!!
Not that I care...but if I can connect to each and every word in Gayatri Mantra or any such notes, I am happy and Blissful :)

Anyway off track....back to my mahinee ka duraa :)

barso re barso Re
aya re Aya Re...
Bijuria Bijuria
Fannaa..
Mausam hai Bada Qatil ...
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Tumhi Se ( i strongly feel this was the culprit, for today. slow but just perfect to waltz, :) )

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